MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT
WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
Why are you eating oatmeal with milk
This post is an international nightmare
I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.
when the abbott government makes us homeless let’s all become mole people n live underground and create our own government where the currency is those lil dove chocolates w/ positive affirmations on the wrappers and we only communicate via an innovative and emotional combination of rap n opera
Australia are you okay?
don’t bully kids at school or else they’ll poison your eczema medication and then keep your shoes after you’re dead
Okay but what about Les Amis and co. going to restaurants:
- Like just watching the waiter of waitress’s face drop when they say ‘table for thirteen please’
- (they have to shove four three tables together and pull up five extra chairs)
- It takes them about an hour to order
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
More like eight easy payments of $19,999
come to germany and sweden you get paid to go to university here and almost everyone speaks english pretty well
That’s it I’m booking a flight
if you bring your books, are willing to share, and don’t get up before 1pm ever you just got yourself a deal move in with me
deal we’ll be a real life sitcom
a crappy info-doodle about something v important 2 me