Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 3:48 PMvia / original165,646 notes
sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 3:46 PMvia / original3,573 notes
Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 3:44 PMvia / original77,694 notes

vandigo:

mockingpond:

onelastgeronimo:

Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.

image

oh my god

Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 3:44 PMvia / original324,868 notes

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 3:44 PMvia / original17,497 notes

when it’s too much even for your own standards

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 3:44 PMvia / original17,121 notes

clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 3:43 PMvia / original354,913 notes
epic-humor:

emtothethird:
I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 3:43 PMvia / original46,003 notes

lexlifts:

lesbianwicce:

during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.

birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.

anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.

what a sad reflection on our society.

wow

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 7:57 AMvia / original62,225 notes

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 7:56 AMvia / original26,625 notes

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 7:34 AMvia / original91,371 notes
shego:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

I wanna eat it

shego:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

I wanna eat it

Thu. Apr 24, 2014. 7:33 AMvia / original7,560 notes
Tue. Apr 22, 2014. 4:31 PMvia / original68,049 notes

spaghettipeej:

the666club:

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

Didnt make it any better

r u tryna tell me eating cigarette ashes is worse than eating dead people

Tue. Apr 22, 2014. 4:30 PMvia / original4,500 notes

wolfsfall:

I’ve just discovered that we can leave flowers on dead got characters’ graves and that is freaking awesome

Tue. Apr 22, 2014. 4:28 PMvia / original61,636 notes

haave-you-met-ted:

do you think it goes through prince harry’s mind every single night that if he killed 4 people he could be king

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